Oh my… seems like we are both quite similar in a way that both of us like to admit to labels that don’t have our names stated on it.
Don’t be so humble. Your English is definitely way more proficient than mine! I had troubles trying to comprehend like one-third of the things you have written and at times I even had to search up the dictionary for those chimo-logy words you used. But then again, maybe I’ve overestimated you. You don’t seem to understand the meaning of ‘need not reply/ shoot back.’ Oh no wait. Now I remember! I advised you. Sorry, it’s my bad.
Aaawww! Then you really do care about me! You took time to type out the entire post to clarify the misconceptions that I had. That’s extremely sweet of you! You need not be shy. I know those things like you don’t care about me and my presence and you did not experience those emotions that I’ve mention are totally untrue.
The fact that you shot me back with that post shows that you actually minds what I commented about you. If you did not feel the dissonance, you would have just ignored my post and get on with your life, as you are not obligated to clarify things with me. But anyway, now you finally got a taste of getting judged by other people when they might not have the right facts huh?
The only reason you replied to my post is because you felt disturbed. A part of you know that what I said is true but another part of you was saying ‘damn that bitch, I can't let her win.’ Hence your beliefs contradict each other and so your emotions are in disharmony. So in order for you to regain the peace in your mind, you have to do something to restore the harmony. Just like what I am doing now.
If I tell you that I am unshaken by your post I’ll be lying. In fact I cried so badly that my girlfriends and Chee Wai got a shock when I phoned them up. And my girlfriend even had to drive all the way to my house to comfort me, telling me to ignore your comments and blah. Actually everyone told me to ignore you but due to my cognitive inconsistency, I can’t.
My mind agreed with what the rest told me to ignore you and rest the matter as you are just being your own self, but my pride does not wants me to do so. You know every time those cartoons will have those angel and devil side of each person? Usually, the devil will just kick the angel out of the picture ya? As usual, my evil pride won the debate. So though it’s a waste of my time, I have to write this post in order erase my belief inconsistency and to regain my emotional peace. By the way, no one thinks that you are playing the bad guy, you were just being truthfully you, the chee bai kia.
Oh ya, before I proceed with the post, I would like to sidetrack a little. Other than credits to my fat bouncy ass, my girlfriends are also a great bunch of lovelies huh!? Always there to back me up when I am at the verge, allowing me to rebound in the shortest time. Thanks babes! Love you all many many! *Muacks!* Yes yes and Chee Wai too. Laugh at his name for all you want. But let me tell you, though his lungs might be black and coated with nicotine, he has a redder and warmer heart compared to yours.
Okay so the root of the problem is you think I’m hungry for man? Whoa. You really get me confused mans. One moment is you felt unjust for Kim, then next cause I added your campmate on msn and now cause I’m a despo. Hmmm let me see. Seems like you are rather lifeless, like to poke your nose in others’ businesses. Other than the adding of Jason thingy, the rest does not involve any of your business.
Regarding your campmate, haven’t I explained umpteen times? Never mind. It’s alright. I understand it must be due to your pea-sized brain, or if you prefer birdbrain, that limits your ability to digest information. Hence, I shall be nice to repeat myself again, I added him for your darn birthday present! But sadly, he doesn’t comes online often and hence I have to contact him through his mobile for which I’ve obtain his number earlier. And I haven’t been harassing him, so do not be worried. There! I think I have made myself clear enough. Well, if it is due to your negative insistence trait that you refuse to take in information, then I can’t help you either.
Aiyo. Ya I confess I’m always hungry, hungry for food. That’s also the reason why I am so fat you see. Hmmm. But hungry for man ah? Neh. If I am hungry for opposite sex, I should be going around, adding all the guys, even those whom I am not aquatinted with but just merely heard of the names from another friend’s mouth. The key point is I did not add any of your other friends on MSN nor Facebook. Yeah. I know Heong Chee warned them off me. But I think both you and Heong Chee missed out another critical point that is I did not add them and it isn’t because they did not accept me. Oh right. I should keep in mind the size of your brain at all times.
Please don’t push me around, no other one actually thinks that I’m their parasite. I feel so lost without you. But then I have not gain anything from being your parasite, but you on the other hand had gain quite a lot of favors from me huh. Do you need me to list them out one by one? If you need, I am more than willing to do up the list for you when I have the time.
Hais. It is pretty depressing now that I’ve been downgraded to an ‘it’ as well. But I must say you have got no originality mans. Oh oh but the smile till my lips crack is quite funny though. Interesting! It was my first time seeing this type of description. I can’t picture anyone smiling till their lips crack! Well unless their lips are extremely dry and I doubt mine will cause I’m still using the strawberry lip balm I bought! Remember? Kissable lips!
Wrecks havoc in two camps and a bunch of guys? Just me? Alone? I marvel how you actually think I am capable of doing it. But thanks thanks. You made me sound like a true pro. Though you detest me to the core, yet you have such high opinions of me, really thank you very much.
Yes, you may say that my skin is like ultra super thick but a healthy dose of self-serving daily is always good for your self-esteem. My life will be really miserable if I were to view life too pessimistically. But of course it is commonsensical knowledge the effect of overdose is not very pleasant.
Side effects might include, ‘egoistic-ism,’ ‘hallucination,’ ‘bad-mouthing’ and many others. Example, the possibility of you going round gossiping about certain girl has a crush on you and when they don’t, you will go round saying she’s hungry for opposite sex. You must be mumbling WTF or swearing beneath your breath now huh? Well, that might not have been your initial agenda but it seems to be presented to me in such a way. It is like the situation that Heong Chee and I are in right now. Anyway, you need not poke in your nosey nose in this. Heong Chee and I will settle things ourselves if he is willing and has the intention to work things out. But I really have got no control if you want to lend a none helping hand.
Ya ya. I know the liberty of speech, thoughts and actions. And never have I restricted you eh. I am just expressing my thoughts of your actions. Like what you did likewise. So just go ahead and express yourself freely. You may continue your rude vile manner too, labeling me all sorts of name you like and don’t worry about me suing you for defamation. I am much more practical and realistic. I do not have that kind of money for court cases. Yeah.
Whoa make my life better ah? I am so threatened! How? You going to continue smearing my name? Strain my relationships with others? Call a gang to beat me up? Or unorthodox methods? Cursing me with voodoo dolls? Or or or!!! Punch me in my face?! It will be quite a sight to see a guy who doesn’t even dare to order Starbucks drinks, just because he haven’t ordered before, hitting a girl. But then again, I am so used to being scare. Hmmm. Let me think of a few examples. By roaches, lizards, animals, human and sometimes my own imagination! In other words, wo shi bei xia da de. I will very much like to see how you are planning on going to do about it.
Oh yeah. OUCH! Your arrow got me! But fortunately I drink Brand’s! The chicken essence that my all time favorite UTT and Lee Hom endorsed?! So I caught your arrow just that my hands hurt a little. Dang! I am beginning to follow your nonsensically style of writing. I really need to do something about it before it becomes a habit.
“Why do I have to be a gentlemen why I wanted to be nasty and harsh to a particular person,” “Your actions had always offended me, causing discomfort?” Inferring from those statements, so you mean you’ve seen right through me from the start? Hmmm. But your past actions shouted otherwise. Oh ya, we both had the wrong signals of each other. Then whoa, you are good, not only are you the miracle water, now you are the shen suan! You should really go outside the Guan Yin temple to set up your own store! Your business will sure to bloom! You should take this option into consideration, it might earn you big bucks!
And I noted that both of you only defended yourselves huh? So much of your righteousness for Kim. But one thing that I need to admit is, Kim is definitely the smartest one among us. She knows how to play her cards well, saying the right thing at the right time and to the right person. Have you noticed that throughout both posts I barely mentioned about her? Cause she did nothing for me to counter back. And unlike you, otherwise and not very wise either.
To Kim, that was a compliment by the way. And for old times’ sake, I shall just let you know how I feel la. I think it is quite doubtful as to if you can really trust bacteria. Speaking from personally experience, he might just turn his back on you with some vague and absurd reasons the next moment. He said he will not do it to any other of his friends so let’s just hope he will not do this to you la. Yeah.
With regards to your birthday, no it was not because my schedule was tight and I am unsure who you did you heard it from. But oh wells, I just thought the absence of Ah Zhou and I will be your best birthday present. Initially, Ah Zhou and I was planning to attend and we were vexing about what present to give you but then after a series of discussions and some persuasions from a couple of people, since you hate the sight of me and Ah Zhou tends to get all the attention wherever she goes, we then finally came upon the decision of not attending so that you will thoroughly enjoy your birthday. Hope you had a blast on your celebration and happy belated birthday. Hope you will always be as happy as now; you really deserve it after doing so much to get bacteria and Zhijian. Yeah yeah.
I am truly grateful to you too for introducing me to this group of great people. Jun De, Jing Mei, Hou Teck, Ya Hong. Other than Xiang, Ah Zhou, Gloria and Chee Wai, they are the ones whom have always been there to cheer me up. Yes, I love them too. *Huggies*=) Oh not forgetting Zhijian too. Though I am clueless on what his thoughts are as he has been keeping mum all this while, I still love him. He just has the X-factor la. So, my heartfelt appreciation for your gesture. Thanks.
And actually we have a question for you that puzzled us for quite some time, it’s an observation that all of us made. Why did you keep hanging on, insisting that we are you besties girlfriends when it is obvious that you weren’t happy when you were out with us and placed Zhijian and bacteria at the top priority?
Back to you, bacteria darling, you really do know me inside out huh! Yes. My lifeline is shorter than most of the people so I shall most probably die before you. And double yes, thanks again, I will definitely rest in peace. I’ll go to heaven and be able to see God and Jesus or Buddha and Guan Yin Ma. I have yet to decide my faith but I’ll figure out before I die la. However, for you, I am not sure if I’ll be able to meet you in heaven.
With your this mouth, saying those that I love will commit suicide, cursing a total stranger whom have never offended you nor met you? There’s quite a high possibility you will see Hades of Hell instead. Ooopsy daisy! *Slap my own mouth* Later I might meet you there too. It will be a great time for us to catch up but I don’t want. I like the idea of heaven better, ideal afterlife living place. =)
Oh mans, it really came to me as a surprise that I can write such long posts leh. This post has exceeded 2000 words again. You are such an inspiration to me. Oh wells, man, I’m deadbeat. I ought to turn in soon.
Oh ya ya last point and this is important, please don’t be sorry, you did not disappoint me. You indeed really live up to your name of being the most fucked up gay ever. It’s quite unbearable to see you getting upset especially when I once truly loved you. Oh before your imagination runs wild again, I loved you as a friend. Yeah. So please do cheer up, you did live up to my expectation. =)
So I supposed I’ll be hearing from you soon again? Though you said that will be your last clarification, but I bet you will miss me. You wrote back to me as soon as you came back from your Thailand exercise, with lightning speed! Feel free to write to me again But it might take a little while for me to reply you especially this period of time; all my assignments are tests are coming in. I know your opinion of SIM is quite low but we still do have work to do. We are not as relax as what you think. Or maybe if I were to be bored and lifeless as you, I just might reply you too. But if I happened to find a life, 50% 50% of chances, this might be the last time you hear from me.
Frankly speaking, in my opinion, the best option is just keep your dissatisfactions of me within yourself and I’ll hold my silence too. Though you might not dread all these, I am really sick and tired. So if you can do it, just pretend that we’ve never known each other. If Yan can cook, so can you! I’ll miss you as a friend previously but try not to miss me!
Toodle-loo (To The Loo)!
Regards, Your lost and confused parasite =)
Saturday, November 07, 2009,9:46 PM THE PARASITE
To Whom It May Concern,
Inhuman. Bitch. Wretch. Bastard. Shrewd. Slut. Hypocrite. Heartless. Full of motive. Crafty. Scheming. Nuisance. Flirty. Liar. Eyesore. Parasite.
Is that all? Is that the best you can do? Or did you run out of vocabularies? Do you need my help? Oh I doubt I can be of any help to you cause my command of the English language is not as excellent as yours and after all, I'm a parasite to you, what use can I be of? But and also most importantly, I've passed the age of labeling people with awful names. So not to worry, I won't not call you names like jerk or bastard or son of a bitch. And of course, your mom has did nothing to me so it isn't right for me to insult her. But I can't guarantee that though. I might get overly upset, but I'll try my very best not to call you any unpleasant names.
Oh ya. You said that I'm a bastard right? Sorry to disappoint you. Bastard is mainly used in the context for males and plus my parents got married before having me so I am not an illegitimate child. Therefore, in either definitions, I don't exactly fit into the category of bastards.
Alright, I shan't beat around the bush anymore; I'll just come straight to the point. Who do you think you are to insult me? Plus what authority do you have to call me a piece of trash? I have not do anything untoward you and not even my parents have ever scolded me all these. So who are you? I've kept my silence all this while does not mean that I am guilty-conscious nor does it mean that you can climb over my head and insult me. The sole reason I did not shoot you back aggressively was only because I do not want Jun De, Jing Mei and Hou Teck to be placed in a difficult position. However, since this time you've pushed me over the edge and that my feet ran out of ground, so I just thought that you should not just get away easily nor will I leave any leeway for you.
Alright, you said I'm these, I'm that but can I question you, what have I did that crashes with your interest?
Did I even do anything at all? Oh wells, probably I have amnesia. Kind of depressing huh? I have bipolar disorder too, which I am not even aware of until you mentioned, I am a 2-face slut. I am down with so many illnesses; I guess I won't be living for long. That's cynicism in case if you failed to catch that.
Frankly speaking, I am totally clueless about what triggered your verbal assault against me. Okay, I know what you are thinking now, 'acting innocent.' For god's sake! Am I that dumb to act blur and not do anything about it to let you continuously insult me!? Whatever that you might be thinking, I truly don't know what is going on except for the heartless part.
I was thinking perhaps was due to my absence during the birthday celebration that you labeled me the heartless one. I supposed that should be it la but talking about me being heartless, I don't think you fit to say that. And you very well should know the reason.
You also did not turn up for Jun Zhang's birthday, giving the reason that you need to go elsewhere to another mate's? My big fat ass! I am not sure the exact reason you gave, but that was not what I saw. I saw you, Zhijian and Kim at Suntec City at about 6+pm, walking towards the food court and you were carrying your newly bought DSLR. Uh huh! That explains the evil aura you felt behind you that day ya!? Oh and if I remember correctly, Jun Zhang did went down specially for your birthday celebration! Not that this is any of my business especially when Jun Zhang, he himself did not mind; so who am I to comment? I know my place very well. But since you brought it up, so it will not be nice of me to disrupt the topic ya?
Anyway, back to the topic. If Kim really mean for me and my girlfriend to go for her birthday celebration, she would have called us up halfway into the celebration to check our whereabouts or are we coming. But sadly, not even a single text message and just so I heard, she seemed even happier. In our hearts, you and I both know that she just asked for the sake of asking and so that she won't be viewed as the cold-blooded one. And may I kindly point out that, in the first place, she was the one who made her stand, requesting you guys to make a choice between she and I and that she doesn't want to go out when I am going, in other words, she doesn't want to be anywhere near me. Then now she is inviting me to her party. Isn't it ironic? But you know what is the weird thing that I can't explain? I actually did bring along her invitation with me the day before I went out.
Another point that I need to address is, please do not judge my girlfriends when you do not even know them. You deemed my girlfriend is in the wrong for not driving Kim back home ya? FYI, it is only a 10-15 minutes walk from my girlfriend's place to Kim's place. You might counter saying it is unsafe for a girl at night! Of course I know it is dangerous for a girl to walk alone at night but she has walked back home all the way from my place at 1+am 2am. Though I offered to let her stay over, she insisted on walking back home. And when my parents advised her to take a cab home, she felt that my parents were irritating and just asked me to tell my parents ya she's taking cab. And you should know that my place is so much more further. So what is a 10 - 15 minutes walk compared to that?
Okay, that sounded a little uncompassionate, but oh wells, I don't really care about what your opinion anymore. And and and you aren't present at the scene, you don't even know what happened exactly, so who are you to determine the verdict of my girlfriend?
Plus this is another thing that you are in an inappropriate position to comment. Remember that time when we shared cab home? Instead of sending Kim and I, the girls, home first, you dropped yourself off first instead. But of course I understand since we were already at Kranji, it's only logical to go to your place first else it will cost even more with the midnight charges. So that is not my main concern. The main thing is instead of asking if I've safely reached home, the first thing you asked was the cost of the cab fare. Ha! So much of a gentlemen huh you? It actually kind of surprised me that you felt unjust for Kim. Da Bao Bu Ping? Ha?
Honestly, you are just being blinded. You just think that I am madly in love with you and you are being too afraid that it might be true. Please! If I really do, I will most probably be crazy and in depression now after all you have done. Just like what happened when Zhijian rejected Kim. Will I still be here rebutting you? Com'on.
Face it. Initially, you were using the Kim's excuse to cover up your accusation of me so as to avoid me and to justify what you were doing aren't against your conscience. But right now, you've fell completely into the persona that you have created and you actually think that everything you claimed are real. The technical term for it is ‘Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.’
It just like the time during Jing Mei's birthday, when Nicholas said that Kim is seeking attention in a sarcastic manner. She claimed that all of you guys heard it but did nothing to help her out and got upset and left. But none of you guys actually heard it. It is because she has the mindset that she was being ignored all the time, which is false, therefore she fell into her role of being an isolated person, and believed that you guys are ignoring her so she got upset and left. But in my view, even if you really heard it, you also would have done nothing cause you wouldn’t know how to react. Let’s have another more generalized example, it's like when Jun De always complains that he dreads going back to camp, he's feeling sick. He falls into the role of being a sick person, believing that he is having the fever symptoms and the next moment he is really sick.
You ought to think that I am crapping but you are in denial. You have the trials of negative insistence. By the way, Jun De and Zhijian! No offends huh, I love you two damn a lot. *HUGGIES!*=))
And matter of fact, don't you deny that you were also one of us who thought that Kim was acting weird and you were scared of her. All of a sudden, your attitude just has an overhaul. What a drastic change overnight huh? Ha. The one and only person, in the clique, who truly cared for Kim throughout the whole period wholeheartedly, I in my opinion was only Heong Chee.
You just name me 5 things that I have done untoward you and Kim respectively. I'm not asking for a hundred just merely 5 for each of you. In my memory, I did nothing to offend you so why are you insulting me and tainting my reputation in front of a bunch of strangers? Recalling back, don't you think all along you were the one attacking me and I kept myself I won't say very but rather low? You were the one who started all these nonsense and yet you called me a nuisance? Ha ha. Contradicting.
All the things that you have did, insults, spoiling my name and even blocked me from viewing Facebook photo album, reflects extremely badly, lowly, despicably and cowardly on you.
In my personal opinion, I think the Facebook thing is the most hilarious one. Hello!? How old are you?! You seem to only have the mentality of a 6 years old kid. You know what stories does my Primary 1 tuition kid always tells me? 'I no want to friend this girl! So I am not sharing anything with her!' You are acting in the exact same manner. Grow up la, don’t be so childish.
Oh ya and my tuition kid likes to imitate the sound of a chicken too. COCKLESS-doodle-do! You've got chee bai, no balls. If you dare you should just talk to me face to face instead of hiding behind your computer, ranting some inaccurate nonsense. Hum chee, in layman terms.
I am pretty certain that you are hopping mad right now but you know what? Don't even bother to shoot me back another email/ blog entry/ msn nick/ Facebook status. If you have the guts, come talk to me in person. Bring it on. I'll wait for you, anytime.
For Kim's case, everyone is clear that she just dislikes me being closed to Zhijian and you. So no matter what I do disturbs her. Just because I'm out of the picture, and you are by her side, all of a sudden, she enjoys her learning experience, no more suicidal intention and her world is back in place again. Whoa amazing! You seem like SK II, the miracle water! Ha. Senseless huh?
Right from the very beginning, she should know that she will lose her girlfriends after she has pulled this stunt. Then now saying what friendships are brittle? Ha ha? And trust me, she's the most happy person now that the friendship between you and I turned sour.
Shall we have a bet? Wait till Zhijian and you have got your own partners and have no time to chap her? She will act up again. I am 80% positive about that. And till then, let's see what you are going to do and who will be the next to sacrifice.
As for all the other names that you have called me, I am a little lazy to clear up your allegations la and they don't really bothers me. Of course initially I was infuriated, emotionally disturbed, so you actually did achieved your motive of bring me down, you should be glad, congratulations on that. But after some sorting out of thoughts, I actually think that they were sort of compliments to me. One must possess certain qualities for them to be a scheming, crafty shrewd/ bitch/ slut. One must definitely be of high intelligence and be fierce and feisty for them to be all-in-one. I never knew I have all these qualities! Thanks for having such a high opinion of me.
This entry is getting way too long, it exceeded 2000 words. I should really end off soon. I seriously feel neither of you should waste your effort to reply unless is face-to-face talk. I am getting tired of all these, it seems like never-ending and it’s tremendously time-consuming. I've got a life too, my life don't only revolves around you two and so hence, pardon me for the delay in this reply. So if you both want to end everything, just end it here cause I am also in disbelieve about the existence of people like you two on earth.
To end off this essay, I have got a piece delightful news for you, twit! I'm not going to Hong Kong with you! 'Ha. Even better. I'll be happier for this trip losing this eyesore.' This is your reaction now right?! Your typical immature behavior. Oh the last point, thank you for thinking that I irk you every moment. It's very flattering of you to think about me every single second. Okay since I'm a parasite, you are the lowest living life form. I think I am extremely kind to say that you are a living thing and not an 'it,' while my girlfriends already called the other party an 'it.' So goodbye, bacteria! You suck more than I do! =)
Regards, Your Eyesore
Thursday, November 05, 2009,8:00 AM
Oh wells. Wasn't expecting anything less from the most childish and most fucked up gay ever.
Saturday, October 17, 2009,9:54 PM
A person goes through a series of decisions making before deciding to give help to someone in need. The factors that affect the decision process in Latane and Darley’s cognitive model.
Under pluralistic ignorance, wake up.
Diffusion of responsibility, coward.
Chen Jialiang’s concert was surprisingly hilariously good. Ha ha! Ah Zhou, just wait a few more years luh. Ha ha! =x
Kobi kun is so adorable that I want to take him home with me! Xiang, please come back soon so I can go see him! =DD
Hearts hearts Mr. McDonald’s Hot Fudge Sundae. =) Listening to: Pixie Lott – Band Aid
Sunday, October 11, 2009,1:57 AM
Will you do things that will inflict grief pain to a total stranger upon someone’s instructions without any benefits? I’m pretty sure most answer will be ‘no,’ and the answer that came straight to my mind was a NO as well but I changed my view after watching this.
Most people will oblige to an authority figure and even to the extent of going against their conscience as they will rest the responsibility of the consequence on the authority figure. Stanley Milgram’s Experiment on Obedience. Amazing, isn’t it?! =x
Xiang! This is the song that I asked you to listen! Embers by Just Jack. I like it la. Thought maybe you might like it. =x
Wednesday, October 07, 2009,1:22 AM
eccentric senseless illogical hopeless.
LOVES McFly. =D
Friday, September 18, 2009,2:30 PM
I am always the cause of your agony. You know what?! I've had enough. Have a good life.